So, Christmas is only ten days away. According to longstanding internet tradition, this is where I bitch about how much I hate Christmas in order to appear more cynical and edgy. But I don't, I
love Christmas! At what other time of year does Dublin become a semi-attractive place to walk around, festooned with lights and decorations? How often does one get to gorge oneself on ridiculous amounts of delicious food? And who can honestly tell me that they
don't like getting free gifts?
Yes, I love everything about Christmas: the trees, the decorations, the food, the reckless orgy of consumerism. Actually, scratch that last one. See, I think the people who say they don't like Christmas fall into two categories: the people who say it because, I don't know, they want to look cool, and the people who honestly can't stand the ridiculousness of the season. The second type I can sympathise with. It is pretty disheartening to see every business in the country milking Christmas for all it's worth, starting well before halloween. Every time I walk past a radio for the next week and a half I'm almost guaranteed to hear something along the lines of 'Have you always thought about getting better life insurance? Why not do it at Christmas?' I especially hate how it's pretty much a given that you're supposed to drive yourself into obscene debt during the month of December. What better way to celebrate the end of this year then by ruining the next one for yourself. I'm told the situation is even worse in America.
So, it is pretty annoying that Christmas has become a holiday to worship the new God of Ireland, namely money. I wouldn't be surprised if there are people here who actually have competitons to see how much of their disposable income they can squander on stupid bullshit. I imagine the person who comes closest to bankruptcy wins, their prize being a credit card with an even bigger limit so they can do it all again next year, presumably after selling several of their organs to the black market.
Anyway, that's my ranting done for the week. I invite anyone reading this to join me in fighting back against the rampant consumerism in our society by not wasting vast sums of money this holiday season. It will be easy for me since I don't have any money (unless you count the spare change sitting on my windowsill), but I'm sure the more financially-endowed among you will be able to rise to the challenge as well.
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PistolThis is the first of apocathary's deviations that I ever read, and I still really like it. Go and read it now if you're in a sci-fi mood.
PlaygroundShort and to the point, and also quite good.
Craig's TeethLast but certainly not least, 'Craig's Teeth' is creepy, interesting, and damn good. Hopefully he'll turn it into a longer story at some point (Hint, hint). In my opinion, this is the most well-written of all of apocathary's works.
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ApfelIt's an apple.
sassyeggsLillypadsI like lillypads
ChemistryNot the kind with chemicals, the love kind.
Natural Bridge CavernsAnd finally, a cool foresty-type place.